School Return After Holidays

• Students return fresh and rested after holidays
• Missed teachers and classmates
• Introduction of many new teachers
• Discussion about different teacher types

Money Collection Issues

• Teacher Sofia Eduardovna requests money for school improvement
• Students question need for new donations after previous month's collection
• Confusion about excursion money - went to free park with biology teacher Varvara Alexandrovna
• Additional request for Teacher's Day gifts despite holiday already passed
• Student Vitya receives grade 2 in pencil, not yet circled

Strict Test Supervision

• Teacher conducts test with 15-minute time limit
• Emphasizes "no cheating" policy repeatedly
• Catches students with cheat sheets multiple times
• Student Seryozha receives grade 2 for cheating
• Teacher reveals part-time job as supermarket security guard explains vigilance

Lenient Substitute Teacher

• Late arrival, apologetic substitute teacher
• Offers to dismiss class early for whole lesson
• Quickly gives grade 5 to all students without proper checking
• Student claims to have redone homework but can't locate it
• Teacher gives grade 5 anyway, ends lesson abruptly

Physics Lesson Interruption

• Teacher explaining Newton's second law
• Another teacher urgently needs two strong boys to move tables
• Students leave physics class to help
• Discussion about missed homework and upcoming math lesson

Woodworking/Technical Teacher

• Teacher demonstrates handmade stool craftsmanship
• Plays cards during class time
• Emphasizes practical skills over academic subjects
• Students participate in card games with teacher

Dramatic Literature Teacher (Elina Viktorovna)

• Student recites Pushkin's "Winter Evening" poorly
• Teacher demonstrates proper recitation with emotion and rhythm
• Assigns student Vitya cleanup duty after class
• Student performs different Pushkin poem about green oak tree
• Teacher pleased with emotional delivery, gives grade 4-5

Hip Modern Teacher (Konstantin Evgenievich)

• Uses youth slang: "bros," "cringe," "vibe"
• Forgives incomplete homework as understanding of "young things"
• Gives grade A and mentions "joint"
• Student struggles with math problem
• Teacher asks student to stay after school for slang lessons
• Misunderstanding with principal over inappropriate language

Elderly Technology-Averse Teacher

• Struggles with modern gadgets and phones
• Prefers traditional tools like abacus over calculators
• Demonstrates old flip phone vs modern smartphones
• Restricts test to abacus use only
• 20+ years experience with traditional methods

Enthusiastic History Teacher

• Covers Vikings topic with dramatic flair
• Student brings helmet as prop, receives grade A
• Threatens to confiscate diary from unprepared student
• Demonstrates Viking torture methods
• Announces next lesson on Middle Ages

Overly Vigilant Hall Monitor

• Catches students "speeding" in hallway
• Issues citations for running
• Negotiates with students over violations
• Accepts food bribe (sausage in dough)
• Writes diary comments about infractions

Mystical Teacher (Mari Avna)

• Uses tarot cards and crystal ball to select students
• Discusses auras and spiritual energy
• Cannot see clearly, relies on supernatural methods
• Mentions student "bayandin" absent for week
• Fails to call on anyone due to mystical confusion

Detective-Style Teacher (Vladislav Andreevich)

• Investigates copied homework using "forensic" methods
• Takes fingerprints from students
• Uses psychological interrogation techniques
• Tricks students into confessing by claiming others "ratted them out"
• Assigns double homework as punishment

Accident-Prone Chemistry Teacher

• Demonstrates chemical reaction that goes wrong
• Laboratory explosion/fire occurs
• Teacher claims "everything's fine" while chaos ensues
• Students evacuate as teacher loses control
• Lesson ends abruptly due to safety concerns

Overly Enthusiastic Biology Teacher (Varvara Alexandrovna)

• Gives students matching t-shirts as "surprise"
• Provides rare bacteria books for weekend reading
• Assigns mold-growing homework
• Increases biology classes to 7 per week
• Extremely passionate about subject, emotional about unfinished assignments

Strict Physical Education Teacher

• Punishes volleyball kicking with 100 push-ups
• Enforces rigid discipline and rules
• Counts exercises aloud, demands precision
• Threatens physical punishment for rule violations
• No tolerance for improper equipment use

Ultra-Strict Disciplinarian (Andrey Vitalievich Chesnokov)

• Demands perfect posture and textbook placement
• Issues multiple grade 2s for minor infractions
• Mistakes class level (thinks 7th grade is 10th)
• Kicks students out for speaking without permission
• Maintains grades despite class level error

Gamer Teacher (Vladislav Yuryevich)

• Allows students to play Counter-Strike during class
• Brings pizza and Coke for students
• Focuses on gaming skills over academics
• Promises never to give grade A easily
• Gets caught by administration, students flee

Sleepy/Distracted Teacher (Timofey Konstantinovich)

• Falls asleep during lesson
• Students read same paragraph four times
• Assigns independent work in final minute
• Completely loses track of time and lesson content

Overly Helpful Art Teacher

• "Improves" student artwork without permission
• Shows clear favoritism between students
• Praises mediocre work while criticizing detailed work
• Sends poor artwork to school exhibition
• Demonstrates nepotism in grading

Fitness-Obsessed Teacher

• Interrupts writing with mandatory exercise breaks
• Provides 2kg dumbbells for arm exercises
• Requires push-ups and neck rotations
• Forces students to run two circles around school
• Prioritizes physical activity over academic content

Resolution and Friendship

• Student Viktor faces expulsion over bullying report
• Friend Seryoga confesses to writing false denunciation
• Principal dismisses case after confession
• Seryoga receives grade 2 for false reporting
• Former bully and victim become friends
• Day ends with gaming invitation and reconciliation