Introduction & Setup

• Host introduces "20 women versus one simon" dating show format
• Ethan (also known as Bazinga) is the single participant
• Must choose 10 out of 20 women for dates
• Sidemen channel promotion (close to 10 million subscribers)
• Plug for "I Really Love It" song

Initial Speed Dating Round

• Ethan meets 20 women in rapid succession
• Christina: First woman, immediate "yes please"
• Jaz: Gets a "no"
• Annabelle: Gets "yes please" - brutal rejection process noted
• Alexandra: Gets rejected ("I'm sorry")
• Lizzy: Gets "yes"
• Shalini: Gets rejected ("it's a no")
• Tashon: Gets "yes please"
• Luana: Gets "yes" - commentators note he's "burning through yeses"
• Daisy: Gets rejected (standing position issue mentioned)
• Lohan: Gets "yes"
• Bethany: Gets "yes" - now at 6 selections
• Taylor: Gets rejected
• Felicia: Gets rejected (complimented her jeans first)
• Ella: Gets rejected (Ethan closed his eyes)
• Bailey: Gets "yes" with hesitation
• Joel: Gets enthusiastic "yes"
• Claire: Gets very enthusiastic "yes please"
• Liv: Gets rejected
• Ellie: Gets rejected
• Keisha: Gets rejected

Women's Elimination Round

• Selected women decide whether to continue with Ethan
• Several women reject Ethan citing:
  • Too loud/speaks too loudly
  • Different preferences (Mediterranean looks, blonde hair/blue eyes)
  • Perceived vanity and self-love
  • Attitude issues
• Final result: 6 women remain for actual dates

Date 1: Annabelle/Christina (Name Confusion)

• Sidemen instruct Ethan to call her "Sarah" throughout
• Woman's actual name is Christina/Annabelle
• Discussion about modeling work (Superdrug, Argos furniture)
• Ethan asks about "super drugs" (meaning supermarket products)
• Mentions Coca-Cola Zero
• Date ends when woman walks out due to name confusion after 3 corrections
• Woman's feedback: Ethan had no manners, didn't find him funny

Date 2: Reader (Dead Dog Photo)

• Ethan instructed to talk about loving his dog, then show dead dog photo
• Woman works in health and safety
• Ethan mentions being "dangerous"
• Shows photo of dead stuffed dog named "Bill"
• Claims dog was hit by car, he had it "filled up again"
• Woman rates Ethan 8/10 but deducts points for dead dog
• Ethan asks about "filling her up" if she died
• Date ends awkwardly
• Woman's feedback: Never been told someone would "fill her up" if she died, wouldn't go on second date

Date 3: Tashon (Exercise Date)

• Ethan instructed to make it normal but talk about exercise
• Woman interested in DJing, martial arts, fitness
• Ethan demonstrates phone curls, running circles around chair
• Excessive exercising during conversation
• Chair swapping due to sweat
• Woman leaves citing sweaty chair
• Woman's feedback: Interesting but wouldn't go on second date, he doesn't know fitness as well as she does

Date 4: Christina (Foot Fetish)

• Ethan instructed to develop foot fetish storyline
• Woman is dancer from Cyprus, loves cooking Greek food
• Ethan shows his "really flat" feet
• Asks to see her feet repeatedly
• Woman reluctantly shows feet (size 4.5)
• Ethan guesses her size, asks for foot high-five
• Mentions buying fresh socks, sniffing socks
• Woman clearly uncomfortable with foot focus
• Ethan suddenly runs away mid-conversation
• Woman's feedback: Thought he was testing if she was weird, but he was the weird one, absolute no

Date 5: Bailey (Criminal Past)

• Ethan instructed to reveal criminal past of robbing elderly people
• Woman works in influencer marketing
• Ethan claims prison time for stealing from old people
• Says they "can't catch you" because they can't chase
• Claims mother "snitched" on him, hints at harming her
• Discusses targeting affluent areas, shopping trolleys
• Suggests woman be his "Bonnie" to his "Clyde"
• Talks about stealing from children for lunch money
• Shows dirty toenails when asked about feet
• Woman's feedback: Seemed nice but talked about himself too much, might go on second date to learn about her

Date 6: Olivia (Egomaniac)

• Ethan instructed to be egomaniacal, flex followers and celebrity connections
• Claims collaborations with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart
• Says Jack Whitehall supported his series
• Claims painting of himself in Shoreditch
• Mentions approaching 10 million subscribers
• Woman is model/actor in vintage magazines
• Ethan asks about her family's wealth
• Suggests expensive restaurant (Nobu)
• Woman doesn't know what Nobu is
• Ethan abruptly ends date saying "have a lovely day"
• Woman's feedback: Came across as arrogant, not her type, wouldn't swipe right after talking

Final Results

• All 6 dates ended unsuccessfully
• Method deemed ineffective
• Multiple women provided negative feedback
• Ethan's dating approach criticized as problematic