Opening Workplace Prank

• Valera pranks sleeping colleague Antokha by claiming patient emergency
• Antokha panics, Valera reveals joke - they're only working 3rd day, no real patients yet
• Tension over workplace pranks and "Antokha is a sucker" written on board
• Semyon Petrovich (supervisor) arrives, plans prank on interns with Tamara Ivanovna (former actress)

First Fake Patient Assignment

• Semyon Petrovich gives interns empty medical history folder
• Tasks: find patient information, don't kill patient like Vitaly Andreevich incident last week
• Interns excited for first real patient responsibility

Tamara Ivanovna Performance

• Tamara Ivanovna acts as dying patient with large inheritance, no relatives
• Valera immediately becomes overly attentive upon hearing about inheritance
  • Brings oranges, orange juice, new uniforms, slippers, fresh robe
  • Moves TV to her room for "Field of Wonders" viewing
  • Steals flowers from doctor's lounge
  • Plays music, cleans room floor obsessively
• Antokha suspicious of Valera's sudden dedication, tries to interfere
• Physical altercation between interns over inheritance manipulation
• Semyon Petrovich ends prank, assigns night duty as punishment

Real Patient Assignments

Valera's Blood Donor Patient

• Real patient: blood donor who overdid donations for money (80$ per donation)
• Patient weak from excessive blood loss, wanted money for "spinning"
• Valera exploits situation, takes multiple blood samples for profit
• Keeps patient hospitalized extra week under false pretenses
• Continues extracting blood every hour despite patient's weakness

Anton's Homeless Patient (Georges)

• Initially reluctant to treat homeless patient
• Semyon Petrovich challenges Anton's professionalism, compares to Hippocrates/Dr. House
• Anton inventories patient's belongings: copper items, toys, baseboard piece, candy
• Lends patient his phone (password 1326) for call
• Georges steals phone and disappears with belongings
• Phone later found/sold for 80$, password revealed to buyer

Valera's Fake Illness Scheme

• Valera pretends to be sick to avoid cleaning duties
• Claims symptoms: sneezing, stomach pain, headache, rash
• Semyon Petrovich diagnoses as lupus (dangerous disease)
• Anton assigned as Valera's treating physician
• Valera switches his healthy test results with sick patient's results
• Plan: stay hospitalized one day, get discharged tomorrow

Surgery Prank Climax

• Semyon Petrovich discovers Valera's deception through test results
• Threatens immediate surgery with Anton as surgeon
• Valera panics, confesses all schemes to avoid operation
• Anton boasts about "excellent" grades in university surgery

Final Consequences and Resolution

• Semyon Petrovich summarizes failures:
  • Valera: inheritance extortion attempt, illegal blood business, deceiving head doctor
  • Anton: initially refusing homeless patient treatment, phone theft incident
• Both assigned continued night duty as punishment
• Valera finally commits to upholding Hippocratic oath
• Colleagues decide to properly check on patients going forward