Introduction and Character Setup

• Vladislav Bumakula: vampire aristocrat, nearly 666 years old, former prince who went through war
• Count Kobyakov: vampire servant/assistant, claims to have been duke and king but Vladislav disputes this
• Live in huge castle with portraits of mortal friends
• Filming birthday video for Vladislav's 666th birthday

Vampire Lifestyle and Challenges

• Sleep in uncomfortable coffins with splinters, can't sleep horizontally
• Must dip all food in blood, miss normal human food
• Can't see reflection in mirrors - difficult for dressing, haircuts
• Vladislav uses cut-out face from 17th century painting to try on clothes
• Allergic to sun, can't go outside during day
• Can transform into bats (Kobyakov hasn't mastered this yet)

New Vampire Creation

• Glent: new vampire, recently turned, excited about vampire abilities
• Wants to be called "Count Glentus" but told to wait 100 years
• Learns about vampire limitations: no sun exposure, no beach, no football
• Struggles with first transformation attempt
• Introduced to modern technology: Brawl Stars game, TikTok, spinners

Hunting and Feeding Attempts

• Vampires go hunting, find tourist/peasant urinating on their pole
• Glent supposed to make first kill but gets scared
• Approach Seryoga (lost tourist) who asks for help and shelter
• Seryoga very friendly, talkative, offers to help, mentions school productions and talents
• Vampires decide to let him stay, plan to eat him later when he falls asleep
• Order blood delivery: Bloodburger with double blood, 0.5 coca-blood

Vampire Inspector Arrives

• Marius de Vampirius: Lord of all evil spirits and supernatural creatures
• Comes to investigate vampire code violations:
  • Long contact with people
  • Violation of vampire secret
  • Exceeding blood consumption limits
• Warns biggest violation is contact with werewolves (punishable by toughest sentence)
• Conducts house inspection, finds it messy and smelling like dog
• Blood drinking test: must drink 0.5L blood in 30 seconds - Vladislav fails

Vampire Hunters Arrive

• Catherine and Peter: vampire hunters with stakes, garlic, holy water, crossbow
• Mistake house for party venue, claim to be Vladislav's school friends
• Test Seryoga with garlic (he dislikes smell but accepts as gift)
• Try holy water (no effect) and wooden stake
• Realize they're not vampires, leave for correct party

Birthday Party Preparation

• Kobyakov decorates mansion for Vladislav's 666th birthday
• Prepares blood jelly as favorite dish
• Seryoga helps set table, finds silverware marked "Do not touch"
• Brings silver cutlery to dinner table

Birthday Disaster

• Marius wakes up for dinner
• Birthday celebration with silverware causes extreme vampire reaction
• Vladislav becomes extremely angry (angriest in 150 years)
• Glent tries to calm situation with pop it toy
• Dancing attempt to modern music

Werewolf Revelation

• Seryoga revealed to be werewolf when he transforms
• Explains he was kicked out of werewolf pack, vampires welcomed him
• Marius discovers werewolf in house - major vampire code violation
• As punishment, turns Vladislav back into mortal human after 666 years

Conclusion

• Vladislav now mortal, can finally see himself in mirror after 7 centuries
• Group decides to work for YouTube/A4 production
• Offer to star in videos as new career path