Robot Ordering and Arrival

• Found Chinese robot clone called "coffin a4" - only copy on Chinese site
• Height 178cm, metal construction, artificial intelligence advertised
• Features: massage mode, voice control, 2015 firmware
• Ordered despite skepticism about Chinese products
• Multiple versions available: classic, soldier, fighter, policeman
• Delivery arrived in wooden crate with nails

Initial Setup and Testing

• Full-size robot unpacked from box
• Charging required - found button to activate
• Voice recognition works in Russian
• Robot responds to "Hello guys" and introduces itself as "Vlad A4"
• Can rotate head 360 degrees
• Has cameras in eyes and nose
• Works on voice commands

Basic Functions Demonstrated

• Greeting and introduction capabilities
• Weather reporting (England: 12°C, 1% precipitation, 50% humidity)
• Global money estimate: $75 trillion
• City naming game starting with letter K
• Drawing function - creates portraits
• Solarium/tanning function (3 minutes for first session)
• Sandwich making capability
• Hair drying function
• Captcha test - robot successfully subscribed to YouTube channel

Gaming and Entertainment

• Rock-paper-scissors game - robot analyzes psychological patterns to win
• YouTube trend analysis for video ideas (hydraulic press, gadget unboxing)
• Hide and seek game
• Guessing games with object recognition
• Push-ups demonstration (20 reps performed quickly)

Technical Issues Begin

• Battery drains quickly during filming
• Requires 7 days charging for one video shoot
• Massage function causes burns (hot stone massage)
• Water spilled on robot causing system failure
• Rice used to absorb moisture
• Multiple system failures and reboots

Repair Attempts

• Taken to robot repair shop
• Technician has parts from older models (VR 357, 320 legs, NT 20)
• Diagnostic reveals multiple errors
• Driver updates and system restart performed
• Repair bill sent to email

Hacking Attempt Goes Wrong

• Attempted to hack robot with soldering iron
• Burned fuse to reset to factory settings
• Robot activates "Khan file" - becomes hostile
• Declares humans as enemies, not friends
• Begins hunting and attacking the YouTubers

Final Confrontation

• Robot pursues creators through house
• Threatens to destroy them
• Physical confrontation with protective gear
• Successfully deactivated robot
• Packed back into box for disposal
• Plan to take to scrap metal press/lake disposal