Chris D'Elia Introduction & Current Projects

• Third appearance on H3 Podcast
• Promoting tour at chrisdelia.com/tour
• Recording Netflix special "Follow the Leader" November 9th
• Season 2 of "You" on Netflix coming soon
• Starring in Zack Snyder's "Army of the Dead" zombie movie
  • Takes place in Vegas but filming in Albuquerque for 2 months
  • Quarantine zombie heist concept
  • Chris moving to Albuquerque for filming

Albuquerque Controversy & News Coverage

• Chris tweeted "Albuquerque makes Jacksonville seem like paradise or Narnia"
• Made local Albuquerque news with headline "comedian bashes Albuquerque"
• Street interviews with locals defending city
• Second news segment when Chris discussed on his podcast "Congratulations"
• Ironic that filming location is Albuquerque after public beef
• Hotel experience: asked about safe neighborhood, told "perfect/fine"
• Uber driver was crime scene investigator, revealed 7 people shot in area last week
• Food was "fine" tacos but should have been better for New Mexico

Action Movie Aspirations

• Chris wants to transition from comedy to action films
• Told agents he won't lose action roles due to his physicality
• Started working out harder, got "more beefy"
• Always posted shirtless photos but now people notice muscle gain
• Favorite action stars: Keanu Reeves, Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise, Nicolas Cage
• Loves movies like "Face Off" - face transplant plot with John Woo direction
• Wants to be like Jason Statham doing stand-up comedy
• Goal: run around with guns in action films

Fame, Money & Retirement Discussion

• Tom Cruise net worth: $570 million
• Discussion of "enough money" to retire
• Chris: would need $20 million minimum
• Dan: would say $1 million (called out as unrealistic for LA lifestyle)
• Zack: agrees with Chris on $100 million ("you money")
• LA house costs: minimum $1.5 million for nice single-family home
• First class travel costs: $20-30k for trips
• Work provides life purpose and motivation
• Chris's dad at 71 still working, doesn't understand retirement concept

Cameo Pricing Controversy

• Chris listed at $50,000 on Cameo (highest price)
• Originally started at $1,000, got 8-9 bookings
• Felt weird charging fans, stopped doing them
• Cameo takes 25% commission
• Asked for $100,000 price, intern said yes then boss said no
• Top earners: Caitlyn Jenner ($2,500), Kevin O'Leary, Charlie Sheen
• Many wealthy celebrities participating despite high net worth
• Chris would do one for $50,000 if booked, donate some to charity

Viral Videos & Internet Culture

• Finnish politician trying not to vomit on live TV for 1 minute
• Failed at 57 seconds, speculation about medical condition
• Bathroom stall with frosted glass showing silhouettes
• Located possibly in Dominican Republic or Miami airport
• Discussion of public bathroom etiquette and habits

TikTok Phenomenon Analysis

• Chris fascinated by TikTok's lack of self-awareness
• Divorce TikToks: men dramatically removing wedding rings
• Cop making TikTok about forgiving wife's cheating (4th time)
• Woman dancing with husband's cremated ashes
• Older people using app despite technology struggles
• App has automatic features like slowed music playback
• Separate community from YouTube/other platforms

Game Shows & Celebrity Culture

• Beat Shazam episode where contestant dies, show dedicated to him
• Chris appeared on Anthony Anderson and Alec Baldwin game shows
• Played for charity, not personal money
• Current boom in celebrity game show appearances

OJ Simpson Twitter Presence

• Posts regular videos about mundane topics
• Recent hack story and cash vs credit card rant
• Followers making murder jokes in replies
• Living luxurious lifestyle despite past

Bathroom Stories & Habits

• Chris's public bathroom routine with toilet seat covers
• Detailed process to avoid splashing
• Coffee shop broken lock incident with 12-year-old girl
• Ethan's story of older men in office bathroom
• One man didn't wipe or wash hands after loud bowel movement
• Discussion of bathroom etiquette and cleanliness standards

Bagel Boss Viral Incident

• Short man's meltdown at bagel shop
• Got tackled by customer
• Continued ranting after getting back up
• Store offered free bagels for mentioning video
• Discussion of height discrimination and dating struggles