Opening and Soundboard Discussion

• Welcome to H3 soundboard experience, addressing complaints about soundboard usage
• Videogamedunkey and Leah facing wall to avoid distraction during show
• Episode sponsored by Udemy, Honey, and Quip

Guest Introduction and Life Updates

• Dunkey and Leah visiting LA from Wisconsin for vacation
• Discussion about Wisconsin lifestyle vs LA differences
  • Play tennis weekly when doing well
  • Traffic differences - Wisconsin has elderly drivers vs LA motorcycles weaving through traffic
  • Leah coins term "ancient aliens" for bad drivers (mix of old people who can't see and dumb college kids)
• Leah's car accident experiences
  • Red light collision at age 16-17
  • Another incident with parked car in middle of street
• Ethan's father's dangerous driving stories
  • Nearly flipping SUV in Mexico while meeting Leah for first time
  • UCLA license plate reading "HATES SC" - cuts off USC drivers on road

Family and Background

• Dunkey's mother is teacher (2nd/3rd grade, formerly middle/high school)
• Middle school described as worst/most dangerous teaching environment
• Discussion of "Dangerous Minds" movie with Michelle Pfeiffer
• Dunkey looks like his mother (same mouth and nose)

Goof of the Day Segments

• DJ Khaled performing at Overwatch League
  • Awkward performance with minimal audience engagement
  • Paid dancers in crowd
  • Criticism of DJ Khaled as performer without actual musical backing
• Dunkey's "Chicken Wings" rap video
  • Uses beat from Childish Gambino's "This Is America"
  • Dunkey made the beat himself after months of work
  • Credited properly in video description

Music Preferences

• Dunkey's favorites: Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, R&B
• Plans to see Kamasi Washington (saxophone player) in concert
• Ethan interviewed Kamasi Washington previously
• Leah's preferences: Lana Del Rey, 90s music, whatever's on student radio
• Discussion of bird radio station and cats killing birds

Know Your Meme Game Show

• Contestant Steven from New Jersey calls in
• Prize: Samsung Galaxy S9+ (worth $1000)
• Questions about Dunkey:
  1. Favorite video game: Mario 64 (CORRECT)
  2. Favorite dish: Tacos (Steven guessed spaghetti and meatballs - WRONG)
  3. Race: White (Steven guessed black - WRONG, joke answer was Puerto Rican)
  4. Game that made him famous but later banned him: League of Legends (CORRECT)
• Steven wins phone despite missing 2 questions

Food Discussion and Dinner Plans

• Dunkey's passion for Mexican food, especially tacos
• Preference for chips served separately from nachos to avoid sogginess
• Never order delivery nachos rule
• Dunkey makes excellent avocado green salsa
• Ethan's cooking preparations:
  • Woke up at 5am to bake chocolate chip cookies
  • Working on sourdough bread with homemade starter
  • Made two breads - one perfect, one "literal brick"
  • Current dough proving in fridge
• Bread quality issues in America (too much sugar)
• Dinner plans: steaks + Mexican food order

Work History

• Dunkey worked at nursing home for over a year
  • Computer work, taking residents to therapy
  • Avoided direct care but had to help due to understaffing
  • Story of woman who could only say "Hello Marcus" stuck in elevator
• Leah worked at convenience store/co-op for 4 years (on/off during college)
• Leah's bakery job at French patisserie
  • Used French degree, spoke with French customers and pastry chef
  • Job ended when business suddenly closed without warning
• Leah now runs online store

Sponsor Segments

• Udemy: Online learning platform, 65,000+ courses, 90% off with link
• Honey: Browser extension for automatic coupon codes, saved users $102,000 collectively, 15% off Teddy Fresh
• Quip: Electric toothbrush starting at $25, soft bristles, 3-minute timer

Various Topics

• Apple hitting $1 trillion valuation
  • Discussion of exploitation and tax avoidance
  • CNN celebrating the milestone
• Mexican workers solidarity strike video
  • Worker filming colleagues walking out after supervisors fired
  • Commentary on union solidarity
• Lottery discussion
  • $543 million Mega Millions jackpot won by 11 coworkers
  • All claim they won't quit jobs (skepticism expressed)
  • Lump sum vs annuity debate
  • Lottery as "voluntary tax" funding public services
• Food recalls
  • Almond milk recalled for containing actual milk
  • Honey Smacks cereal recalled for salmonella
• Lottery winner family dispute
  • Aunt and nephew fighting over $1.2 million winnings
  • Both names on ticket, dispute over splitting arrangement

Entertainment Content

• Christian mom upset by Vince Staples "Norf Norf" song
  • Reads entire lyrics on video with crying
  • Vince Staples' positive response agreeing with her reaction
• Prank Invasion "moaning edition" video
  • Chris getting more muscular and "rapey"
  • Seizure-like sounds during fake kisses
  • Blurred line between parody and genuine content
• Cyberbullying advice video
  • Simple advice to "turn off your computer"

Upcoming Guests Preview

• Jacksepticeye in couple weeks
• Bert Kreischer after that
• Tim Heidecker on August 31st
• Adam Carolla following week
• Next Friday: just hosts with soundboard fun