Thanksgiving Discussion

• Ethan made pot roast instead of turkey, dislikes traditional Thanksgiving foods
• Created "Ethan's heavenly potatoes" recipe: 1 stick butter + 1 block cream cheese per 4 potatoes
  • Used 8 potatoes, 2 sticks butter, 2 blocks cream cheese
  • Cooked 2 massive pot roasts in instant pot for 2 hours
• Dan attended family gathering, vegetarian accommodations provided
• Both hosts dislike turkey, pumpkin pie, and traditional Thanksgiving foods

Sponsor Segments

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• Vincero Watches: pre-Black Friday sale at vincero.com/h3

Black Friday Around the World Segment

• USA: Chaotic Walmart scenes, crowds grabbing TVs, near-riot conditions
  • Walmart employee hype video with lyrics "you got blood on your face, you love this place"
• Canada: Orderly entrance, employees giving high-fives, calm atmosphere
• Brazil: Complete failure - employees hyped up with DJ and mascot, zero customers showed up

Barney Thanksgiving Parade Incident (1997)

• Barney balloon went out of control due to high winds during Macy's parade
• People dressed as gnomes clinging to ropes trying to control balloon
• Police eventually stabbed balloon to deflate it
• Described as "police brutality" and "murder" of Barney in comedic segment

Ela's Black Friday Deals Nobody Wants

• Men's waist trainer vest: $5 off regular price
• 12-inch authentic oxhorn drinking horn with leather and stand
• Ogrimar steering wheel cover with handbrake cover (World of Warcraft reference)
• Dollar Tree: everything actually $1 for once (usually multiple dollars)
• CVS: 99 cents items
• Garth Brooks Anthology Live Part 3: reduced from $39.30 to $17

69-Year-Old Man Wants to Change Age to 49

• Dutch man Emile Ratelband wants legal age change for better Tinder matches
• Claims doctors said his body is like 45-year-old
• Describes himself as "young god"
• Argues can't get mortgage at 69, discrimination on dating apps
• Judge skeptical but noted transgender people can change birth certificates
• Hosts debate difference between gender (social construct) vs age (measurable time)

American Missionary Killed by Isolated Tribe

• John Allen Chau, 27, killed by arrows on North Sentinel Island, India
• Island protected by Indian government, tribe isolated for 55,000 years
• Population estimated 40-200 people, no immunity to common diseases
• Chau hired illegal fishermen, kayaked to island despite knowing dangers
• Continued walking despite arrow attacks, found tied up and dragged by tribe
• Lifetime goal since high school to bring Christianity to the island
• Hosts discuss ethics of missionary work vs cultural preservation

95-Year-Old Nazi Deported

• Jakiw Palij deported from Queens, NY to Germany after living in US since 1949
• Former guard at Nazi death camp where 6,000 prisoners killed in November 1943
• Stripped of citizenship in 2003, deportation ordered 2005
• Germany doesn't consider him citizen, unclear legal status
• Trump made deportation priority through ambassador Richard Grenell
• Hosts conflicted about deporting frail 95-year-old vs justice for war crimes

Fan Submissions

• Sink Peeing Debate: Fan argues peeing in sink superior to urinals
  • Subreddit r/sinkpissers exists with dedicated community
  • Ethan admits to doing it before when drunk
  • Hosts fact-check: urine is not sterile, toothbrushes contain fecal matter
• Hair Styling Video: Men's style YouTuber critiques Ethan's hair
  • Recommends Pete and Pedro hair products
  • Suggests relaxation treatment and professional stylist
  • Ethan skeptical about styled look fitting his image
• Vape Juice: UK fan found "budget Ethan" on vape juice packaging
  • Lime flavor, described as tasting terrible

Upcoming Guests

• Bill Wurtz scheduled for next Friday's episode
• Jack and Erik (Internet Comment Etiquette) week after
• Audience encouraged to submit questions via subreddit