Summary by TwinMind · 3h 20m 59s
Summary by TwinMind · 3h 20m 59s

Hawk Tuah Crypto Scam, The Crew Puts On A Magic Show - H3 Show #89

Hawk Tuah Crypto Scam, The Crew Puts On A Magic Show - H3 Show #89

H3 Podcast

H3 Podcast

Show Opening and Schedule Updates

  • December episode, running out of days for the season
  • Last show scheduled for December 20th (two more weeks)
  • End of year features planned: sound bite tournament and other activities
  • Sponsored by Shopify and Anson's chocolate

Anson's Chocolate Partnership and Tasting

  • Official partnership announcement with Anson's chocolate
  • Mark/Jeff from Anson's delivered holiday chocolate collection (2024)
  • 8 different flavors in boxes (12, 24, 36 piece sets)
  • Discount code H3 for 13.33% off
  • Free 6-pack gift with $55+ purchase while supplies last
  • Crew tasted various flavors including:
    • Cinnamon spice malomar
    • Eggnog and cookie
    • Kir Royale
    • Mulled wine
    • Salted caramel (Ethan's favorite)
    • Coffee toffee with hazelnut
    • Garden mint
    • Sticky toffee pudding
    • Marzipan
  • Anson's has Beverly Hills store location
  • Partnership originated from fan recommendation during gem episode

Current Events Discussion

Hawk Tuah Crypto Scam

  • Hailey Welch (Hawk Tuah girl) launched meme coin that immediately crashed
  • Coffeezilla investigation revealed:
    • 96% of token supply controlled by team
    • Pre-sold tokens to strategic advisors who sold immediately
    • Team made ~$2 million from 15% trading fees
    • Hailey reportedly paid $125k flat fee plus potential 50% of net proceeds
  • Twitter space confrontation with "Doc Hollywood" (Howie Mandel's son-in-law)
  • Community noted her promotional tweets
  • Groomed audience for crypto through month-long promotion
  • Likely end of her influencer career

United Healthcare CEO Assassination

  • Brian Thompson shot and killed in NYC by masked gunman
  • Bullet casings had "deny," "depose," "defend" engraved (reference to insurance industry tactics)
  • Public reaction largely unsympathetic due to healthcare industry hatred
  • Other major health insurance companies removed executive bios from websites
  • Suspect caught on camera at coffee shop, still at large
  • Discussion of healthcare industry as "real life villains"

Cody Ko Return Rumors

  • TikTok user claimed Cody Ko and Kelsey confirmed content coming back soon
  • "Hash war is over" reference to ongoing drama
  • Body language analysis of photo showing strain/aging
  • Crew remains skeptical about return timeline

Magic Show Segment

  • David (Magic Castle member) performed professional card tricks:
    • Card to top routine with King of Spades
    • Card vanishing/reappearing with bent card
    • Eight of Diamonds isolation trick
  • Crew member performances rated by David:
    • Love: 7/10 - Magic box and coloring book routine
    • Zach: 6/10 - Card reveal trick with religious theme
    • AB: 4/10 - Color-changing handkerchief (broken props)
    • Ian: 7-8/10 - Mind reading "turd" card trick
    • Lena: 8/10 - Silk color change and bubble catching
    • Dan: Failed trick due to not wearing cape (phone case card placement)

Miscellaneous Topics

  • Gabe getting haircut from Frankie (Howie's brother-in-law's barber)
  • Discussion of tipping etiquette (Gabe tipped $10 on $40 haircut)
  • Mr. Beast doesn't know who Prince is (podcast appearance critique)
  • Tongue cracking chiropractic video
  • Language statistics: English and Korean have most words (~1 million each)
  • South Korean political situation (president's failed coup attempt)
  • Kendrick Lamar's new album diss at Andrew Schulz preview
  • AI meme featuring crew members
  • Shoe fashion discussion (AB's new Autry sneakers)
  • Car washing habits (Zach's OCD cleaning routine)
  • Teddy Fresh holiday collection showcase

Shopify Sponsorship

  • Detailed endorsement of Shopify platform
  • Used for Teddy Fresh website for 7-8 years
  • Praised ease of use, reliability, analytics
  • $1/month trial at shopify.com/afterdark
  • Recent bundle feature implementation success