Video Introduction & Setup

• David with friends Pablo and Georgie creating content
• Inspired by roommate Dy D taking over JC's Tinder
• David regularly takes over George's Tinder/Snapchat
• Claims 75% success rate getting George dates
• Goal: Get George Valentine's Day date for tomorrow
• Challenge accepted by Pablo for David to get him date too

George's Tinder Profile Review

• First picture: Shows eyes, manly appearance (taken by David)
• Second picture: Shows some body/tattoo without being douchy
• Profile states: "I make funny YouTube videos for a living"
• Mexican heritage mentioned in profile
• David notes limited material to work with

Tinder Conversations & Pickup Lines

Alex Match

• Opening line: "Hey so this might sound crazy but I was gay until we matched... tomorrow's Valentine's Day so we should celebrate my new found lifestyle be my rose also I like puppies"
• Used her dog person info against her

Shirley Match (Seattle/LA grad)

• Profile: Silow college Seattle, grad school LA, works downtown
• "Not looking to hook up but down to hang out if you buy first round"
• Response: "If I buy second round can we hook up... also be my Valentine tomorrow not desperate just horny"

Zoe Match

• Suspected trans person
• Direct question: "Are you sure you're trans?"

Jenny (43, mom of two)

• Opening: "I've always wanted to be a dad... take hard work out of it"
• Follow-up: "Uncle Phil... I've always wanted not necessarily in that order let me buy you Valentine's Day"
• Response received: "That sounds more appropriate dinner and then your dessert"

Fashionista Match

• Profile mentions fashion interest
• Response: "Wear something cute tomorrow or else I'm judging"

Laura (Italian)

• Profile: Italian living in LA, likes honest people, music, travel, tea, going out
• Message: "Let me buy you meatball if you say yes I'll buy you breadstick too I love The Godfather... normally I send dickpic by now but you're special so I'm taking you out me you my cousin Juan"

Terra (boat owner)

• Message: "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean am I right but also I have a big one... I'm talking about my heart Valentine's tomorrow me you and your boat"

Sarah (5'2")

• Message: "Hey my mom didn't want to be my Valentine this year can you be mine"
• Positive response received

Rosa

• Message: "Rosa Rosa Rosa let me buy you a Rosa for Valentine's Day"

Boat Girl (flotation devices)

• Exchange about swimming/flotation devices
• "I can't swim" / "I like doggy paddling"
• Positive engagement, multiple laughing responses

Julie (mixed heritage)

• Profile: Italian/Mexican/American, works two jobs, goes to school full-time
• "Cuter than a truck full of baby ducks"
• Response: "Never seen truck full of baby ducks but I'm so turned on now let's duck"
• Asked about friend in fifth picture
• Message: "You're cute too but you remind me of my ex... PS same person"

Jacine

• "Living life on the edge" theme
• Inappropriate physical reference sent
• "I'm not playing any games I guess you can say I'm not molesting around"