Video Introduction & Setup

• Sidemen split into two teams for contrasting football experiences
• Half attend Premier League money-can't-buy experience
• Other half watch Saturday League pop-up match
• Teams unaware of their assigned experience level initially

Team 1: Pub Experience (Harry, Ethan, Simon)

• Start at London Bridge pub location
• Play drinking games - first to remove shoes buys round
• Order drinks: Guinness, Dark Fruits ("goth juice"), Moretti
• £11 for three drinks (£3.86 each)
• Play dart golf game - loser does shots
• Drink coffee-flavored shots that act as laxatives
• Board vintage double-decker bus to Farnham FC
• Discuss team predictions: Farnham vs Tadley Calleva
• Farnham 9th place (21 points), Tadley 8th place (25 points)

Team 2: Luxury Experience (JJ, Josh, Vik)

• Receive tailored suits and formal wear
• Get accessories: pocket watches, feathers, bow ties
• Champagne service and apple juice
• Promotional appearance at Morrison's for XIX energy drink
• Travel in Rolls Royce to West Ham London Stadium
• VIP treatment throughout

Farnham FC Match Experience

• Arrive at non-league ground
• £15.60 for food including burgers and dirty fries
• Stand with drums and supporters
• Chant "F-D-A-C, we are Farnham, Let's go!"
• Predictions: 3-1 Farnham (Ethan), 2-2 (Harry), various others
• Use flares during match
• Final score: 2-1 to Tadley Calleva (Farnham loses)
• Interact with players post-match, particularly number 9

West Ham Match Experience

• VIP box with sofas, blankets, cushions
• Sidemen-branded merchandise provided
• Premium food service: ham hock, duck, haddock
• Bubble machines for West Ham tradition
• Halftime activities: crossbar challenge, massages, manicures
• Watch West Ham vs Crystal Palace
• JJ predicts 2-1 Crystal Palace correctly
• Final score: 2-1 Crystal Palace (West Ham loses)

Halftime Entertainment

• Crossbar challenge on West Ham pitch
• JJ gets massage and manicure during halftime
• Simon loses crossbar challenge, owes everyone pints
• Luxury team gets spa treatment in VIP area

Post-Match Interactions

• Teams reunite after matches
• Reveal Ethan is actual West Ham fan but didn't get luxury experience
• Compare experiences between luxury and budget teams
• Farnham players interaction, particularly with number 9 striker
• Discussion of contrasting day experiences