Summary by TwinMind · 54m 9s
Summary by TwinMind · 54m 9s

SIDEMEN 100,000 CALORIE BATTLE - THE REMATCH!

SIDEMEN 100,000 CALORIE BATTLE - THE REMATCH!

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Team Setup and COVID Impact

  • Challenge: Burning calories team (Ethan, Josh, Toby, Simon) vs Eating calories team (JJ, Harry, Vik, Callux)
  • Josh has COVID-19, can't meet teammates but participates remotely with Fitbit tracking
  • Challenge duration: 12 PM to 6 PM (6 hours)
  • Josh moved to hotel in London due to flooded room from broken pipe

Morning Preparation (Pre-12 PM)

  • Ethan: 910 calories burned by midnight, planning workout before meeting teammates
  • JJ: Started with oats (202 calories), planning room service breakfast
  • Vik: Had Frosted Shreddies (148 calories), feeling optimistic about eating team
  • Josh: Burned 1,259 calories (1,000 in sleep), feeling weak from COVID
  • Simon: 555 calories burned overnight, up to 867 without exercise

Early Challenge Activities

  • Ethan: Burned 580 calories in workout, cycling to meet teammates
  • JJ: Ordered PizzaExpress Pollo Ad Astra pizza (1,145 calories)
  • Vik: Had omelette, hash browns, pancakes (~400 calories)
  • Josh: Attempted light exercise with weights, became breathless immediately
  • Simon and Toby: Rented Boris bikes, struggled with bike rental process

Mid-Challenge Progress

  • Ethan: Reached 2,400 calories burned, leading burning team
  • Simon: Hit 2,500 calories, cycling through London
  • Toby: Struggled with low calorie burn, around 1,634 calories
  • Josh: Only managed 1,500 calories due to COVID limitations
  • JJ: Consumed Wagamamas meal (727 calories), total 1,329 calories by midday

Olympic Park Training Session

  • Burning team met at Olympic Park for circuit training
  • Ethan leading with athletic performance, burning 200+ calories per activity
  • Simon and Toby doing parachute runs, stair climbing exercises
  • Kon (cameraman) participated in parachute challenge for Instagram promotion

Eating Team's "Glob" Creation

  • Harry and Josh created 5,600-calorie shake using:
    • Mass Gainer protein powder (600 calories per scoop, used 4 scoops)
    • Manuka honey (160g sugar content)
    • Dates and other high-calorie ingredients
  • Divided into 3 portions of ~1,800 calories each
  • Described as "yoghurt consistency" rather than liquid
  • Vik, Harry, and Callux consumed portions with difficulty

Afternoon Activities

  • Burning team: 5K run planned, continued circuit training
  • Ethan reached 3,643 calories burned
  • Simon hit 3,100 calories
  • Toby struggling at 2,100 calories
  • Josh attempted home exercises but had to stop due to COVID symptoms

Eating Team Challenges

  • JJ arrived late (5:15 PM) with only 800 calories consumed since 12 PM
  • Team panic about low performance from JJ
  • Harry attempted deep-fried Mars Bars, caused kitchen fire/smoke
  • Vik consumed pizza, struggled with "glob" effects
  • Callux ate Texas Barbecue pizza (2,200 calories)

Final Hour Push

  • Burning team completed 5K run with Ethan leading significantly
  • Ethan finished with 4,850 calories burned
  • Simon achieved 4,414 calories
  • Toby managed 2,567 calories
  • Josh reached 1,981 calories despite COVID

Eating Team Final Consumption

  • JJ: Pizza consumption plus Mars Bars, claimed ~3,000 calories
  • Harry: 4,100 calories including 2,000-calorie "glob" portion
  • Vik: 3,588 calories (cereal, pizza, garlic bread, glob, Mars Bar)
  • Callux: 4,800 calories (bagels, glob, Texas Barbecue pizza)

Final Results

  • Burning Team Total: 13,812 calories
    • Ethan: 4,850
    • Simon: 4,414
    • Toby: 2,567
    • Josh: 1,981
  • Eating Team Total: 15,688 calories
    • Callux: 4,800
    • Harry: 4,100
    • Vik: 3,588
    • JJ: 3,200 (disputed, included large Domino's pizza)

Victory and Post-Challenge

  • Eating team won by 1,876 calories
  • Acknowledgment that Josh's COVID significantly impacted burning team performance
  • Ethan praised for exceptional athletic performance throughout challenge
  • Discussion about challenge difficulty and health implications of extreme calorie consumption