Summary by TwinMind · 54m 9s
Summary by TwinMind · 54m 9s
SIDEMEN 100,000 CALORIE BATTLE - THE REMATCH!
SIDEMEN 100,000 CALORIE BATTLE - THE REMATCH!
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Team Setup and COVID Impact
- Challenge: Burning calories team (Ethan, Josh, Toby, Simon) vs Eating calories team (JJ, Harry, Vik, Callux)
- Josh has COVID-19, can't meet teammates but participates remotely with Fitbit tracking
- Challenge duration: 12 PM to 6 PM (6 hours)
- Josh moved to hotel in London due to flooded room from broken pipe
Morning Preparation (Pre-12 PM)
- Ethan: 910 calories burned by midnight, planning workout before meeting teammates
- JJ: Started with oats (202 calories), planning room service breakfast
- Vik: Had Frosted Shreddies (148 calories), feeling optimistic about eating team
- Josh: Burned 1,259 calories (1,000 in sleep), feeling weak from COVID
- Simon: 555 calories burned overnight, up to 867 without exercise
Early Challenge Activities
- Ethan: Burned 580 calories in workout, cycling to meet teammates
- JJ: Ordered PizzaExpress Pollo Ad Astra pizza (1,145 calories)
- Vik: Had omelette, hash browns, pancakes (~400 calories)
- Josh: Attempted light exercise with weights, became breathless immediately
- Simon and Toby: Rented Boris bikes, struggled with bike rental process
Mid-Challenge Progress
- Ethan: Reached 2,400 calories burned, leading burning team
- Simon: Hit 2,500 calories, cycling through London
- Toby: Struggled with low calorie burn, around 1,634 calories
- Josh: Only managed 1,500 calories due to COVID limitations
- JJ: Consumed Wagamamas meal (727 calories), total 1,329 calories by midday
Olympic Park Training Session
- Burning team met at Olympic Park for circuit training
- Ethan leading with athletic performance, burning 200+ calories per activity
- Simon and Toby doing parachute runs, stair climbing exercises
- Kon (cameraman) participated in parachute challenge for Instagram promotion
Eating Team's "Glob" Creation
- Harry and Josh created 5,600-calorie shake using:
- Mass Gainer protein powder (600 calories per scoop, used 4 scoops)
- Manuka honey (160g sugar content)
- Dates and other high-calorie ingredients
- Divided into 3 portions of ~1,800 calories each
- Described as "yoghurt consistency" rather than liquid
- Vik, Harry, and Callux consumed portions with difficulty
Afternoon Activities
- Burning team: 5K run planned, continued circuit training
- Ethan reached 3,643 calories burned
- Simon hit 3,100 calories
- Toby struggling at 2,100 calories
- Josh attempted home exercises but had to stop due to COVID symptoms
Eating Team Challenges
- JJ arrived late (5:15 PM) with only 800 calories consumed since 12 PM
- Team panic about low performance from JJ
- Harry attempted deep-fried Mars Bars, caused kitchen fire/smoke
- Vik consumed pizza, struggled with "glob" effects
- Callux ate Texas Barbecue pizza (2,200 calories)
Final Hour Push
- Burning team completed 5K run with Ethan leading significantly
- Ethan finished with 4,850 calories burned
- Simon achieved 4,414 calories
- Toby managed 2,567 calories
- Josh reached 1,981 calories despite COVID
Eating Team Final Consumption
- JJ: Pizza consumption plus Mars Bars, claimed ~3,000 calories
- Harry: 4,100 calories including 2,000-calorie "glob" portion
- Vik: 3,588 calories (cereal, pizza, garlic bread, glob, Mars Bar)
- Callux: 4,800 calories (bagels, glob, Texas Barbecue pizza)
Final Results
- Burning Team Total: 13,812 calories
- Ethan: 4,850
- Simon: 4,414
- Toby: 2,567
- Josh: 1,981
- Eating Team Total: 15,688 calories
- Callux: 4,800
- Harry: 4,100
- Vik: 3,588
- JJ: 3,200 (disputed, included large Domino's pizza)
Victory and Post-Challenge
- Eating team won by 1,876 calories
- Acknowledgment that Josh's COVID significantly impacted burning team performance
- Ethan praised for exceptional athletic performance throughout challenge
- Discussion about challenge difficulty and health implications of extreme calorie consumption
