Opening/Promotional Content

• Sidemen Clothing discount code "date" for 20% off
• Casual banter about merchandise and promotional content
• Discussion about visual elements that look like "boobs"

First Contestant: Tara Rose Moore (21, Cheshire)

• Question 1 - Who would you be?
  • Boy 1: "Your boyfriend"
  • Boy 2: Will Smith "because he's always having fun"
  • Boy 3: Robert Mugabe
  • Boy 4: "You, so I could see you naked"
  • Boy 5: "Your ex-boyfriend because you probably still got feelings for him"
  • Boy 6: Donald Trump "and not build the wall"
  • Boy 7: "Just me because I'm rich and famous"
  • Elimination: Boy 4 (inappropriate answer)
• Question 2 - Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
  • Boy 1: "Still living off my friends"
  • Boy 2: "Still making bad YouTube videos"
  • Boy 3: "Dead"
  • Boy 5: "In your arms as the little spoon"
  • Boy 6: "In a happy relationship with your best friend"
  • Boy 7: "Still rich and famous"
  • Elimination: Boy 6 (awkward answer about best friend)
• Question 3 - Fetishes?
  • Boy 1: "I'm an off anything"
  • Boy 2: Mentions feet posted to foot fetish pages
  • Boy 3: "Do you mind hedgehogs?"
  • Boy 5: "Get some stockings on your lassy"
  • Boy 7: "I like eating ass"
  • Elimination: Boy 2 (feet comment)
• Question 4 - Giver or receiver?
  • Boy 1: "I double in both"
  • Boy 3: "More of a receiver"
  • Boy 5: "I'd just like to give, I'm a very kind soul"
  • Boy 7: "I'd probably just give you big black dick"
  • Elimination: Boy 3
• Question 5 - Spit or swallow?
  • Boy 1: "I prefer to goggle, but I'm open to both"
  • Boy 5: "I can spit in your mouth if you'd like that"
  • Boy 7: "I'll swallow all your juices"
  • Elimination: Boy 5
• Question 6 - Last time you had sex?
  • Boy 1: "About 6 minutes ago, me and number 3 got very close"
  • Boy 7: "Like 3 days ago"
  • Final elimination: Boy 1
  • Winner: Boy 7 (JJ)

Second Contestant: Sophie (27, Liverpool)

• Question 1 - Favorite sexual position?
  • Boy 1: "Speed bump" - detailed explanation of position
  • Boy 2: "Missionary" - admits it's boring but likes it
  • Boy 3: "Roadworks" - involves traffic cones and "do not enter" signs
  • Boy 4: "In the closet" - sitting in closet while partner in bed
  • Boy 5: "Zebra crossing" - interracial reference
  • Boy 6: "The Superman" - finishing on back, sticking sheet like cape
  • Boy 7: "Doggy"
  • Elimination: Boy 4 (closet answer)
• Question 2 - Ideal date?
  • Boy 1: "Something to do with food, quite hungry"
  • Boy 2: "Anywhere in the world you want to go, I got a lot of money"
  • Boy 3: "Get my mom to make us dinner"
  • Boy 5: "Jet skiing" (unprepared answer)
  • Boy 6: "Make us some dinner, she can be there if you want"
  • Boy 7: "Stamp museum to look at different types of stamps"
  • Elimination: Boy 7 (stamp museum)
• Question 3 - Spirit animal?
  • Boy 1: "Hippopotamus because I used to be the size of one"
  • Boy 2: "Lion because I like Ian ass"
  • Boy 3: "Hyena because I don't like number 2"
  • Boy 5: "Eagle because I would like to fly"
  • Boy 6: "Horse because I quite like grass"
  • Elimination: Boy 6 (Simon) - poor reasoning for horse choice
• Question 4 - Biggest fear?
  • Boy 1: "Getting fat again"
  • Boy 2: "Being a loser, I don't want to be a loser"
  • Boy 3: "Forgetting"
  • Boy 5: "Getting eliminated in this round"
  • Elimination: Boy 1 (Ethan) - underlying issues concern
• Question 5 - Child names?
  • Boy 2: "Morpheus" (boy), "Cinderella" (girl)
  • Boy 3: "Mufasa" (boy), "Mufasala" (girl)
  • Boy 5: "Charlie" for both genders
  • Elimination: Boy 2 (JJ) - despite liking "Morpheus"
• Question 6 - Funniest joke?
  • Boy 3: "Number 5 still being here"
  • Boy 5: Horse walking into bar, can't communicate, just stands there
  • Final choice: Boy 5 (Toby) - "at least you kind of tried"
  • Winner: Boy 5 (Vic/Toby)

Third Contestant: Ella (23, Brighton)

• Question 1 - Ever cheated?
  • Boy 1: "Yeah, couple times, it's how I do well in exams"
  • Boy 2: "Straight up no"
  • Boy 3: "No, loyal to girlfriend for 8 years"
  • Boy 5: "No, cheating is for scumbags"
  • Boy 7: "I cheat on my girlfriend with boy 6"
  • Elimination: Boy 1 (exam cheating misunderstanding)
• Question 2 - Anywhere in the world?
  • Boy 2: "Alaska to see Northern lights"
  • Boy 3: "On our honeymoon after I win this"
  • Boy 4: "Inside of you"
  • Boy 5: "Visiting boy 4 in jail"
  • Boy 6: "Anywhere near your ass"
  • Boy 7: "Between James Charles ass cheeks"
  • Elimination: Boy 4 (Ethan) - inappropriate answer
• Question 3 - Ever stolen anything?
  • Boy 2: "Currently stealing a living on YouTube"
  • Boy 3: "Your heart with my great answers"
  • Boy 5: "A lot of girls' virginities"
  • Boy 6: "Had my answers stolen from me"
  • Boy 7: "Stole granddad's crutches, he fell down stairs"
  • Elimination: Boy 7 - horrible story
• Question 4 - Celebrity date?
  • Boy 2: "Jennifer Aniston"
  • Boy 3: "Make you a celebrity and go on date with you"
  • Boy 5: "Hitler just to see what he was on"
  • Boy 6: "Look in the mirror" (would date himself)
  • Elimination: Boy 6 - narcissistic answer
• Question 5 - Sex outside house?
  • Boy 2: "Only second time ever being out of house"
  • Boy 3: "Haven't had sex before, but we could try"
  • Boy 5: "Only at my uncle's house... with my uncle"
  • Elimination: Boy 5 (Simon) - inappropriate uncle comment
• Question 6 - Free time activities?
  • Boy 2: "Don't believe in free time, time is money"
  • Boy 3: "Collect people's nail clippings and chew them on weekends"
  • Final choice: Boy 2 (Toby)
  • Winner: Boy 2

Fourth Contestant: Julie (27, Maidstone, Kent)

• Question 1 - Can't sleep activities?
  • Boy 1: "Masturbate because it sends me right to sleep"
  • Boy 2: "Smoke the devil's lettuce"
  • Boy 3: "Listen to Sway featuring KSI, no sleep"
  • Boy 4: "Pills, any"
  • Boy 5: "Watch number 3's YouTube videos"
  • Boy 6: "Roll over and spin my sister"
  • Boy 7: "Watch videos about the universe"
  • Elimination: Boy 6 - inappropriate sister comment
• Question 2 - Favorite song?
  • Boy 1: "Lil Nas X, horses in the back" (incorrect title)
  • Boy 2: "Anything by R Kelly, ignition"
  • Boy 3: "Vici, Fades Away"
  • Boy 4: "Cannibal Corpse, I Come Blood"
  • Boy 5: "Bossy Bok by Stormzy"
  • Boy 7: "Luther Vandross, Never Too Much"
  • Elimination: Boy 1 - wrong song title ("Old Town Road")
• Question 3 - Worst date?
  • Boy 2: "Went to Paris, ate snails, got the shits"
  • Boy 3: "Realized halfway through date was with a fan"
  • Boy 4: "Went to Paris, date got shits in seats" (copied answer)
  • Boy 5: Similar copying situation
  • Boy 7: "Haven't been on many dates, girls aren't interested"
  • Elimination: Boy 4 (Simon) - copying answer
• Question 4 - Dream vacation?
  • Boy 2: "Syria"
  • Boy 3: "Bali, never been there"
  • Boy 5: "Scuba diving in Hawaii but can't swim"
  • Boy 7: "Snowboarding vacation, little chalet activities"
  • Elimination: Boy 2 - Syria choice
• Question 5 - What inspires you?
  • Boy 3: "Seeing other people's successes"
  • Boy 5: "My parents, very hardworking people"
  • Boy 7: "Ticking off small goals every day"
  • Elimination: Boy 7
• Question 6 - First kiss location?
  • Boy 3: "Sheffield, age 18, waited for right time, right person"
  • Boy 5: "My mom kisses me goodnight every night"
  • Final choice: Boy 3
  • Winner: Boy 3