Summary by TwinMind · 35m 8s
Summary by TwinMind · 35m 8s

SIDEMEN LIE DETECTOR

SIDEMEN LIE DETECTOR

Sidemen

Sidemen

Introduction and Setup

  • Folabi (JJ's character) returns to conduct lie detector tests on Sidemen members
  • Punishment system: bag of items (belt, other weapons) for beating those who lie
  • Heart rate monitor attached to measure physiological responses
  • Control questions first to calibrate the system

Josh's Lie Detector Session

  • Control questions: admitted to lying about serious things, stealing, no murder fantasies
  • Heart rate: started 97 BPM, rose to 104 BPM, peaked at 146 BPM during testing
  • Truthful answers: not addicted to drugs, has big nose, girlfriend never pegged him, not scared of Folabi, not gay, not better than other Sidemen
  • Ethan weight loss questions: same person regardless of weight, posts body pics now vs cars when fat
  • Attracted to all women including Indian women, admits to being vain
  • Dislikes commentary channels, believes Gib will beat Jake Paul
  • Not scared of girlfriend (joked about lying), has done anal after 9 years with girlfriend
  • Logan Paul fan but wouldn't want friendship, will release song this year
  • Brother better looking, wouldn't masturbate to own Instagram
  • Ethan is best friend, given woman facial, KSI's diss track better than Wroetoshaws

Vik's Lie Detector Session

  • Doesn't know tikka masala recipe, not alcoholic but likes alcohol
  • Has done anal, ugly without beard, makes better videos than brother Manny
  • First lie detected: claimed not most intelligent Sideman - received punishment with wooden spoon
  • Second lie: surprise finger in bum incident, friend-zoned by women
  • Third punishment: undetermined answer about Kicktown success
  • Eats ass, parents not disappointed about not becoming doctor
  • Dax doesn't make better music than KSI, tight with money
  • Big Zuu better rapper than AJ Tracey, claims to be happy
  • Not funny, failed joke attempt
  • Fourth lie: said Alissa Violet hotter than Erika Costell - received punishment

Tobi's Lie Detector Session

  • Doesn't hate friends following his sister, Calfreezy better YouTuber than Callux
  • Enjoys FIFA since '99, doesn't eat ass, no BDSM
  • Final question: doesn't miss his dad - truthful but emotional moment
  • One lie detected: mom has Instagram - received punishment
  • Enjoys being in Sidemen, doesn't eat ass, enjoys girlfriend's videos, not gay

JJ's Lie Detector Session

  • Believes he won first Logan Paul fight, likes brother Deji, likes all Sidemen
  • One lie detected: claimed not plastic Arsenal fan - received punishment with hanger
  • Cal (Callux) more outgoing than Calf (Calfreezy), Vidal better coach than Leon
  • Has had finger in ass, not insecure about forehead
  • Final answer: parents don't like all Sidemen - truthful but sensitive topic