Opening & Vegas Trip Plans

• March 24th Thursday episode (day early due to Vegas trip)
• Going to Vegas for AB's birthday weekend
• Ethan dealing with throat issues from 3-hour previous episode
  • Taking antibiotics, using chloraseptic spray incorrectly (swallowing instead of spitting)
  • 2-hour max episode limit due to throat damage
• Sponsors: MasterClass and HelloFresh
• Team preparing Vegas outfits, Zach got new suit and loafers
• Approaching 3 million subscribers milestone on H3 Podcast channel

Gabe Call-In

• Confused about Thursday vs Friday schedule
• Heading to business meeting with friend
• Getting soup for lunch ("soup thursdays")
• Characteristic energetic banter with crew

Wally Update & Attempts to Get Him on Show

• Zach working on getting Wally to call in for over a year
• Made contact with family member
• Wally live stream showing emergency vehicles at apartment building
• Someone died, Wally finds it funny saying "somebody go to hell"
• His TikTok accounts keep getting banned, has Discord followers tracking him
• Compared to Spawn villain "Violator"

Zipline Accident Updates

• Two similar Tesla crash sound effects from zipline accidents
• Same physics problem causing people to crash into barriers
• Discussion of professional vs amateur zipliners

Spider-Man Street Performer Incident

• Street performer Spider-Man falls during performance
• Speculation about whether performer was paid

Kardashian Work Comments Controversy Discussion

• Audience backlash from previous episode defending Kardashians
• Ethan and Hila uncomfortable with negative comments calling them "abusive"
• Discussion of different audience reactions and sensitivity levels
• Ethan maintains stance that Kim's "nobody wants to work" comment was real
• Debate about whether everything they do is calculated PR

R. Kelly Prison Cameo

• Video of R. Kelly singing "Love Letter" from prison via phone call
• Father in same prison arranged the call to daughter
• Discussion of prison phone call policies and authenticity
• Speculation about R. Kelly's availability for requests

Normal Day Jobs Speculation

• Fan-generated list of what crew would do with normal jobs
• Ethan: telemarketer/insurance rep/zookeeper
• Various other job assignments discussed

HelloFresh Sponsorship

• Detailed ad read for HelloFresh meal kit service
• Code "afterdark16" for 16 free meals and 3 free gifts
• Discussion of convenience and cost savings

Dirty Dom Tesla Stunt Exposed

• Dom admits Tesla jump video was fake
• Used "Hollywood magic" and different car angles
• Claims it was social experiment about believing things online
• Connects fake stunt to sexual assault allegations being "fake"
• Banned from TikTok after video went viral
• Donated $200 to neighbor whose car was actually damaged
• Police came to his door, appeared on news
• Criticism of his logic and attention-seeking behavior

Amouranth Fart Jar Unboxing & Testing

• Received 4 jars of farts numbered 15-18 out of 3000 ($1000 each)
• Also received bath water with chunks and hair
• $4000 worth of farts, $400 worth of bath water
• AB and Zach smell test the jars for authenticity
• AB reports aged smell, tolerable but not pleasant
• Zach gets "duds" with no smell
• Discussion of fart production methods and legitimacy
• Speculation about Amouranth doing live fart session on show

Inappropriate Hypothetical Questions

• Discussion of boundaries regarding lap dances vs fart smelling
• AB's wife Lena gave permission for fart smelling
• Debate about what's worse: lap dance or fart in face
• Context matters (on show vs private)

Enemy of the Show Tier List

• Comprehensive tier list of H3 enemies from fan-created original
• Categories: "Clap if you think they should suffer," "Straight to jail," "Deleted trash," "Cringy but harmless," "Forgiven"
• Top tier ("Clap if you think they should suffer"): Jake Paul, Keemstar, Oliver Tree, Ryan Kavanaugh, James Charles
• Straight to jail: Vitaly, SoFlo, Pro Jared, Nelk Boys, Rice Gum, Prank Invasion, Quartering, Logan Paul, Ace Family, Dom, Alex Jones
• Notable placements and discussions about various internet personalities
• BTS placed in "Forgiven" - Ethan expresses love for K-pop
• Shredder (Hila's dog) also "Forgiven"
• Extensive discussion of each placement with reasoning

The Quartering Obsession

• Jeremy from The Quartering has made dozens of videos about Ethan
• Thumbnails showing Ethan get 200-400k views vs his normal 100k
• Challenge to debate Ethan
• Discussion of his transformation from gaming content to right-wing grifting
• Ethan refuses debate, calls him "human cumstain"
• Analysis of his clickbait thumbnail strategy

Kylie Jenner Baby Name Change

• Kylie and Travis Scott changed baby's name from Wolf
• Baby born same day as Bruce (Hila's son)
• Haven't announced new name yet
• Speculation about SEO and marketing considerations
• Joke suggestions: "Stampede," "Mass Casualty Event," "Nike"

Nicolas Cage Photoshoot

• Fashion photoshoot images reviewed
• Mixed reactions to poses and styling
• Some photos praised, others criticized
• Excavator photo joked about as "avenging Jeff"

Vegas Gambling Plans

• Poll for roulette bet: Black vs Red
• Black wins 66% to 34%
• Ethan planning $1000 bet on black
• Viewer donated $100 for AB's birthday gambling money
• Everyone matching donation for AB's Vegas fund

Technical Issues & Corrections

• Ethan incorrectly using chloraseptic spray (swallowing instead of spitting)
• Chat correcting medication usage
• Comparison to previous face cream incident
• Discussion of reading directions on medications